Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Lessons and Ponderings.

Today, we have ponderings...well, maybe just 'THOUGHTS' for the day.

!.  If you're going to report on the current news, you need to have ALL OF THE FACTS!

ie.  Reporting that Chris had a 'scraping' off his ear, when in actuality, he had the growth CUT out of his ear and the SCRAPING part, was the scraping of cartlidge to be covered with a SKIN GRAFT,  that was SCRAPED from his arm.  Not too mention the pain and suffering that went with it.  Sorry Chris.

2. You MUST vacuum once a week.

ie.  If you don't vacuum, the floor gets dirty.  When the floor gets dirty, it attracts ants.  AND you need to make sure that you CHARGE THE VACUUM up, otherwise it runs out of 'go' juice and the ants will crawl all over you while you wait.

3. You MUST remember to drink more WATER.

ie.  Coffee, Iced Tea, and Coke are not WATER.  When you drink your two cups of coffee in the morning, and your glass of Coke for lunch, and your Iced Tea for the hot afternoon, be prepared to be lying awake until 1 or 2 o'clock in the morning.

4.  EXERCISE is imperative.

ie.  Making the bed in the morning is NOT exercise.  I KNOW you have to lift the bed to tuck the covers in, but it's not an exercise. Washing the dishes and walking to the amenities block is NOT exercise. Vigorous walking is the best.  More walks should be included in your touring, preferably WITH STAIRS!

See?...I learn something new everyday.  And while learning can sometimes be painful, it can also be a lot of fun.

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